aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

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7 hours ago 536156 ♥

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7 hours ago 19368 ♥

leassvengers:

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

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BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

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THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

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7 hours ago 164504 ♥
jamieprivateschoolgirl:

KFC has gotta chill

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

KFC has gotta chill

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7 hours ago 9232 ♥

causedarlingitwasgood:

how is this even a real show

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8 hours ago 201815 ♥
When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
8 hours ago 295091 ♥

oreooficial:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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8 hours ago 213261 ♥
faboratory:

or maybe just..„,
you know„,..
check if you have a child.,????

faboratory:

or maybe just..„,

you know„,..

check if you have a child.,????

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8 hours ago 210524 ♥

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